Facebook because talking to her in person is scary
Facebook because you never wanted a career in politcs
Facebook because if you don't...the terrorists will win
Facebook because you need something to blame your problems on
Facebook because dignity is over rated
Facebook because stalking people you dont' know used to be really hard
Facebook because high school is deffinetely the most important part of a person's life
Facebook because all this nature stuff outside is probably evil
Facebook because you could do your homework right now, but then again you might have it done in time for class
Facebook because oh my god Eric is dating Stephanie
Facebook because she might have hotter roomates
Facebook because look mom, i'm famous, i can google myself
Facebook because i really don't want to miss my farmville invite
Facebook, because corporate America didn't know enough about your pet cat Sprinkles before. Facebook because it's actually pretty cool to be able to stay in touch with old friends and post pictures, and i mean if we approach this whole internet thing with fear and paranoia and are unwilling to put ourselves out there than what's...
Status update: Steven's single!
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