Bud Light Product Placement One-Column Script

SCENE #1: OPENING SCENE - PIRATES SWORD FIGHTING, ONE PIRATE GETS PINNED TO TABLE NEXT TO BOTTLE OF BRUSH-X.
Director: “What’s that doing on my set?”

SCENE #2: DIRECTOR CUTS SCENE
Worker: “It’s product placement sir.”

SCENE #3: CLOSE UP – WORKER TALKING TO DIRECTOR Worker: “Whenever we feature our product in a scene, we get tons of free stuff.”

SCENE #4: CLOSE UP – DIRECTOR SWINGS SCREEN Director: “Here we go.”

SCENE #5: CLOSE UP – A BAD PIRATE HOLDS A GIRL HOSTAGE Girl: “Ahhh!”

SCENE #6: GOOD PIRATE ENTERS SCENE BY JUMPING THROUGH WINDOW Window glass shatters

SCENE #7: GOOD PIRATE BEGINGS SWORD FIGHTING OTHER PIRATES Sword fighting sounds

SCENE #8: CLOSE UP – GOOD PIRATE SWORD FIGHTING BEHIND HIS BACK Sword fighting sounds

SCENE #9: BAD PIRATE WITH HOSTAGE DRAWS SWORD Pirate draws sword sound, ‘swoosh’

SCENE #10: CLOSE UP - GOOD PIRATE Good Pirate: “Really?”

SCENE #11: BUDLIGHT BOTTLE GETS THROWN AT THE BAD PIRATE WITH THE HOSTAGE GIRL. PIRATE GETS HIT IN THE FACE WITH THE BOTTLE AND RELEASES GIRL. Girl: “Ahhh!” Bad Pirate: “Ughh.” Jackpot sound rings

SCENE #12: CLOSE UP - GOOD PIRATE KNEELS DOWN INFRON OF GIRL Good Pirate: “My lady.”

SCENE #13: BUDLIGHT TRUCK ENTERS SCENE Budlight truck engine roars

SCENE #14: CLOSE UP – BOTTLES OF BUDLIGHT DROP DOWN INTO SCENE Budlight truck engine roars

SCENE #15: TEXT ‘HERE WE GO’ DROPS DOWN ON SCREEN Announcer: “Sure sign of a good time, just right taste of Budlight, Lets Go!”

SCENE #16: CLOSE UP – DIRECTOR TALKS TO ARMORED BUDLIGHT MAN Announcer: “Here we go.”

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